PERFECT VIPER COLOUR - EDITOR’S CHOICE
Photo submitted by Sonny Stone accredited to Rocket65C on Viper Alley


I’ve seen a few cool custom Viper colours over the years. Not a ton in Canada but at every VOI and in the States especially, there’s been some wild colours. This here is the perfect one for me. I saw it on Viper Alley years ago, but could not re-find it as the poster known as ROCKET65C has gone. They turned up randomly a few weeks ago and I grabbed them. Purple is a brave, noble colour. When I order my next Viper, I would love to have Prefix match this at ‘House of Kolor’ (this is not Prowler purple or any stock Chrysler colour) and put the white stripes on. This GTS rocks.

OBLIGATORY MIKE BUCHANAN IN COMPROMISING POSITION PHOTO
# 5 IN A SERIES OF MANY.
Photo submitted by someone who thought they had seen it all

Once in a lifetime, or at least in a newsletter, an opportunity to view a profound insight into the human condition presents itself. In this case, previously only viewed by a hardened, seasoned elite group of male Viper drivers, Mike Buchanan has agreed to let the whole world gaze at this glorious magnificence.
Be it known that Mike is so tough, his forehead (arguably a little Neanderthal/Cro-Magnon in profile) can crack a solid steel Chevy 454 big block in half. That’s when Mike’s in a nice mood.
THE FUTURE OF THE VIPER - ROOM FOR THE WHOLE NEST
Photo inelegantly swiped from the internet

Our intrepid spy photogs have snapped an exclusive view of the new 2009 Dodge Viper. Considered the politically correct thing to do by Chrysler’s new marketing mavens, it now seats a sensible seven, has a hybrid/oatmeal turbine engine and best of all: a snazzy CVT automatic transmission with paddle shifters to simulate real fake gear shifts. Just like Ferraris and Corvettes. Now anyone can drive it. Plus, you can order one in the new trendy ‘got to have it’ spring Colours like Soft Ecru with Lilac Flower Decals or Pastel Aqua with Minty Green stripes. Matching handbags and shoes available. 2 DVD players, 10 cup holders are all standard, while they’ve eliminated those nasty oil pressure, voltmeter and coolant temp gauges - they just busied up the dash anyway.
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IT’S STOPPED RAINING ON ALL RT/10 OWNERS: HERE’S A BETTER ROOF SOLUTION!
By Sonny Stone
The RT/10 factory hard top looks dorky and can’t be stored in the car; the soft top looks double dorky, takes up most of the trunk and is so ugly it deserves to be whipped daily. Herein is an interesting solution:

I believe that most RT/10 drivers have a love/hate relationship with going topless. We want the top off all the time, but when it starts to rain, we gotta cover up fast. There ain’t no button to push. You gotta get working. Fast. So why not at least reward yourself with a good looking roof solution?
I’ve been considering Jeff Lemke’s 3 piece stowable TrunkTop for a few years, and now it’s time has come. It has had several improvements over its development life and I’m picking mine up around, June 30. His company is called AP Engineering in Holley, Michigan and they do very interesting composite molding work.
There is a high satisfaction rate with this 3 piece stow able top. It has a beautiful, low profile look, fits tightly and takes up 30% LESS room in the trunk than the factory soft top. I believe I’m the first in the Ontario club to get the 3 piece TrunkTop and I’ll bring it our to the first club event that I can get to.
Anyways, the details are on his website at:
http://www.trunktop.citymaker.com/page/page/1012985.htm
As a note, lately Jeff has gained great acclaim for his Street Serpent body kit for GEN 3 Vipers. His body panels have certain design elements that I believe the Dodge styling team wishes they had picked up on. This is one of the few after market companies that actually make the Viper look better than factory stock. Mr. Lemke is certainly one to watch.
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IN CLOSING: CLASSIC VIPER QUOTES:
TED WOODS ON V.O.I. 10:

“Anyone from our club who doesn’t get his or her ass down to Detroit for the V.O.I. 10 party will have to answer to me. Or worse: they’ll have to answer to Mike Buchanan. You’ve been warned!”
Ted is the owner of Chrysler/Viper dealer extraordinaire: Wellington Motors. He is a car fanatic, friend to our club and sponsor of our website.
BOB LUTZ ON THE VIPER:

“Dodge needed a car that one out of three people hated, one out of three didn’t know what it was, and one out of three people absolutely had to buy it. If we can get 1/3 of the market of people who absolutely have to buy our cars, we hit a home run. If people say it’s a nice car, we haven’t got a chance.”
Bob Lutz got it. Chrysler needs him. We miss him.
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